Good Food, and No Hard Felines

George had an apple turnover for the first time today. It was pronounced 'glorious', and a chant of 'glorious turnover, glorious turnover' was raised to the tune of CBeebies Storymakers.

Then a green jelly was shown on tv: 'Jellies look like water, but are actually delicate and very bubbly', said George.

Much as George adores Stella Fluffkin in the daylight, he cannot abide the idea of her company at night, and is eager to ensure she remains downstairs while he sleeps. At bedtime tonight he decided that what was required was a sign forbidding kittens to enter his room. It was to be a red circle with a line through, around a picture of a 'kitten standing up with her mouth open like this (demonstration) about to attack. I will draw letters underneath saying NO KITTENS IN HERE CERTAINLY and put dinosaurs roaring all around.' The sign will be positioned about six inches above floor level; kitten height 'so she notices it'.

Fingers crossed that those crayon dinosaurs keep that ferocious kitten well away.