Many things improve once one is a big Four-Boy. For instance, when one wears a hat, it is because (I have been gravely informed) it is a Four Year Old Hat. When one takes a sudden and previously hidden interest in painting, it is because one is using Four Year Old Paints. Unfortunately, the grown up benefits of the Four Year Old philosophy do not extent to Going To Bed Without Complaint, or Remaining In Bed Until After Seven A.M.
Now the birthday is out of the way, Christmas is approaching fast. But first, an important visit; George is currently bubbling with excitement about Auntie Mish and Uncle Matt coming to stay. We are counting down the amount of sweeps (sleeps) until their arrival, and many gwitterwy (glittery) pictures have been drawn in anticipation of the visit. The last birthday party of the season is tomorrow. Oh, the social whirl of a big Four-Boy!
Monday, 26 November 2007
Monday, 12 November 2007
Big Four-boy
This week has been the festival of George. His birthday was mid week but the festivities began on Monday and finished on Saturday. How many toy cars can one boy cope with?
The main event was his party on Tuesday; a visit to the Funtime Factory (bouncy castle, ball pool, slides etc) followed by a party tea and Pass the Parcel at home. He conned me into making him a cake in the shape of a stegosaurus. My Victoria Sponges usually turn out like frisbees, so rather than baking, I constructed said dinosaur from bought chocolate swiss rolls glued together with butter icing, then carved into shape. Green food colouring and cocoa powder makes quite a convincing sludge green butter icing, and the plates on Steggie's back were made from After Eights. A sprinkling of chocolate flakes finished the reptile off. It tasted great! As birthday boy, George got to chop its head off- accomplished with great panache.
May I also mention a dessert triumph: Traffic Lights Jelly. Six individual red, amber and green striped jellies slid gracefully, and intact, from their moulds and were greeted by gasps from the assembled pre-schoolers. A marvel to behold.
We won't talk about how I completely miscalculated the pass the parcel. That game is by far the most stressful event of a party, timing it so everyone gets a go. Hell was narrowly avoided by the swift inclusion of Extra Sweets.
By 4.30 George had finally had enough and put out the plaintive cry 'I just want some peace and quiet'. I couldn't have said it better myself. Luckily the proud Four-boy's visitors took the hint.
By 6.00 he was dropping off on the sofa. An Exciting Day was over.
The main event was his party on Tuesday; a visit to the Funtime Factory (bouncy castle, ball pool, slides etc) followed by a party tea and Pass the Parcel at home. He conned me into making him a cake in the shape of a stegosaurus. My Victoria Sponges usually turn out like frisbees, so rather than baking, I constructed said dinosaur from bought chocolate swiss rolls glued together with butter icing, then carved into shape. Green food colouring and cocoa powder makes quite a convincing sludge green butter icing, and the plates on Steggie's back were made from After Eights. A sprinkling of chocolate flakes finished the reptile off. It tasted great! As birthday boy, George got to chop its head off- accomplished with great panache.
May I also mention a dessert triumph: Traffic Lights Jelly. Six individual red, amber and green striped jellies slid gracefully, and intact, from their moulds and were greeted by gasps from the assembled pre-schoolers. A marvel to behold.
We won't talk about how I completely miscalculated the pass the parcel. That game is by far the most stressful event of a party, timing it so everyone gets a go. Hell was narrowly avoided by the swift inclusion of Extra Sweets.
By 4.30 George had finally had enough and put out the plaintive cry 'I just want some peace and quiet'. I couldn't have said it better myself. Luckily the proud Four-boy's visitors took the hint.
By 6.00 he was dropping off on the sofa. An Exciting Day was over.
Wednesday, 31 October 2007
A Splendid Time
We went Trick or Treating for the first time tonight- or, as politically correct George preferred to call it, 'Happy Halloweening'. Much of the week has been spent in preparation for this event. Two pumpkins have been hollowed out (one went mouldy and had to be thrown away), a spider with pipe-cleaner legs made, flashing shoe decorations purchased, and a costume selected.
Today, we baked and iced Halloween biscuits; witch, pumpkin, bat and ghost. All resplendent with silver balls (yes, the innuendo WAS intentional).
Off we went at 5.30 as George thought it was the middle of the night because it was dark. A prearranged call started us off and then we got carried along in an excitable current of miniature devils, witches, skeletons and werewolves. George was dressed in last year's pumpkin costume (last year he didn't really 'get' Halloween, so it wasn't worn in anger) and carried a scary lantern. He had originally intended to wear a dracula cape as well, but decided against it at the last minute.
George got progressively more excited throughout the evening, as it dawned on him that lots of children were out after dark, in fancy dress, knocking on strangers' doors for sweets. Children were waving light sabres and flashing wands. Children were roaring, screeching, running about and shouting and best of all, children were doing all this and not getting told off .
Additionally, George was the smallest, and the only one dressed as a pumpkin, and therefore was getting the cute vote. We were knocking on doors and people were saying 'Aah...don't you look lovely', rather than screaming in terror. He is his mother's son, and took all the compliments in his stride, batted his eyelashes and forgot to be offended that no-one was scared of him. But he wouldn't take the sweets! He just loved the atmosphere, the costumes, and the village glittering like a giant Ghost Train, the houses all bedecked with flickering pumpkins, ghosts, glowing eyes, and paperchains.
I managed to catch hold of him long enough to get him indoors, and then we customarily lit our pumpkin in the front window to indicate willingness for Halloween Callers. George shrieked with joy at every knock, and opened the door with cries of 'Trick or Treat!!' which rather confused things, as he was the one INSIDE the house.
The biscuits went down a storm. Darth Vader had to hand his light sabre to his mum so he could choose a bat shaped one, and a Werewolf had such long, rubbery claws that he had to be assisted in picking his biscuit up. All the vile green, orange and black icing was consumed by the undead hoards in such quantities that there were no biscuits for the final visiting coven, who had to be offered lollipops.
As the children left, George shouted his best wishes after them, and got more specific as time wore on; first, 'Happy Halloweeeen!'- amusing enough on its own when you can't say L- then, to a crew of varied alien/zombie/corpse children, 'Happy Halloween you trick or treat stonefaced skeleton heads'. And finally, as The Dark Lord and his mum disappeared up our driveway, 'Happy Halloween, Darth Vader! And- Skull and Crossbones!!'
He fell asleep, in the time honoured tradition, as soon as his head touched the pillow.
Today, we baked and iced Halloween biscuits; witch, pumpkin, bat and ghost. All resplendent with silver balls (yes, the innuendo WAS intentional).
Off we went at 5.30 as George thought it was the middle of the night because it was dark. A prearranged call started us off and then we got carried along in an excitable current of miniature devils, witches, skeletons and werewolves. George was dressed in last year's pumpkin costume (last year he didn't really 'get' Halloween, so it wasn't worn in anger) and carried a scary lantern. He had originally intended to wear a dracula cape as well, but decided against it at the last minute.
George got progressively more excited throughout the evening, as it dawned on him that lots of children were out after dark, in fancy dress, knocking on strangers' doors for sweets. Children were waving light sabres and flashing wands. Children were roaring, screeching, running about and shouting and best of all, children were doing all this and not getting told off .
Additionally, George was the smallest, and the only one dressed as a pumpkin, and therefore was getting the cute vote. We were knocking on doors and people were saying 'Aah...don't you look lovely', rather than screaming in terror. He is his mother's son, and took all the compliments in his stride, batted his eyelashes and forgot to be offended that no-one was scared of him. But he wouldn't take the sweets! He just loved the atmosphere, the costumes, and the village glittering like a giant Ghost Train, the houses all bedecked with flickering pumpkins, ghosts, glowing eyes, and paperchains.
I managed to catch hold of him long enough to get him indoors, and then we customarily lit our pumpkin in the front window to indicate willingness for Halloween Callers. George shrieked with joy at every knock, and opened the door with cries of 'Trick or Treat!!' which rather confused things, as he was the one INSIDE the house.
The biscuits went down a storm. Darth Vader had to hand his light sabre to his mum so he could choose a bat shaped one, and a Werewolf had such long, rubbery claws that he had to be assisted in picking his biscuit up. All the vile green, orange and black icing was consumed by the undead hoards in such quantities that there were no biscuits for the final visiting coven, who had to be offered lollipops.
As the children left, George shouted his best wishes after them, and got more specific as time wore on; first, 'Happy Halloweeeen!'- amusing enough on its own when you can't say L- then, to a crew of varied alien/zombie/corpse children, 'Happy Halloween you trick or treat stonefaced skeleton heads'. And finally, as The Dark Lord and his mum disappeared up our driveway, 'Happy Halloween, Darth Vader! And- Skull and Crossbones!!'
He fell asleep, in the time honoured tradition, as soon as his head touched the pillow.
Tuesday, 30 October 2007
Lunar Expedition
Today I remembered a conversation George and I had when he was still two. We have great chats going along in the car, and on this occasion we were heading home in a cloudy twilight. George told me the following tale:
G: The moon is came down once, through the clouds.
M: Did it?
G: Yes, it went on the roof of the car and came to George's house.
M: What did the moon do at George's house?
G: Had pizza and coke. It was wearing boots and buttons.
G: The moon is came down once, through the clouds.
M: Did it?
G: Yes, it went on the roof of the car and came to George's house.
M: What did the moon do at George's house?
G: Had pizza and coke. It was wearing boots and buttons.
Monday, 29 October 2007
Night Life and Light Music
I was awoken yesterday by the question, 'Mummy, what is the dark made of?'. My reply was swift and unequivocal: 'No light'.
A pause. I struggled to relinquish the arms of Morpheus. Then, 'Well, what is the moon made of?'
Easy: 'Cheese'.
'Oh Mummy, don't be silly. It's just a big heap of dust. With a face.'
About an hour after going to bed last night, George woke up, claiming starvation. Knowing that a boy's appetite MUST be appeased or there will be no chance of sleep, I offered a much coveted Custard Cream. This was seized with delight, and swiftly summarised- 'A midnight feast'.
As the biscuit went down, George made polite conversation:
G: When I was two, what did I eat?
M: Um, the same as you eat now.
G: (sharply) Plums?
M: Yes, plums, apples, grapes, sandwiches, sausages...
G: What did I eat when I was a baby?
M: Milk when you were tiny, and mashed up food when you got a bit bigger.
G: (Urgently) Mashed up plums?
M: Er- yes, and other food...
G: (Laying back, replete) I still like plums now.
Glad the plum issue got resolved.
George enjoys listening to an ancient Danny Kaye cassette tape of mine from the seventies. It includes such jovial Hans Christian Anderson greats as 'The Ugly Duckling' and 'The Emporer's New Clothes'. I was relaxing on the sofa when George brought his tape recorder to me with this playing, and said in the sweetest, most caring way, in a semi whisper, 'I'll just put some soothing music on, to calm you down.'
And finally, appropos of nothing, when getting ready for bed:
"Did you know the Hindenbergen went on fire?"
A pause. I struggled to relinquish the arms of Morpheus. Then, 'Well, what is the moon made of?'
Easy: 'Cheese'.
'Oh Mummy, don't be silly. It's just a big heap of dust. With a face.'
About an hour after going to bed last night, George woke up, claiming starvation. Knowing that a boy's appetite MUST be appeased or there will be no chance of sleep, I offered a much coveted Custard Cream. This was seized with delight, and swiftly summarised- 'A midnight feast'.
As the biscuit went down, George made polite conversation:
G: When I was two, what did I eat?
M: Um, the same as you eat now.
G: (sharply) Plums?
M: Yes, plums, apples, grapes, sandwiches, sausages...
G: What did I eat when I was a baby?
M: Milk when you were tiny, and mashed up food when you got a bit bigger.
G: (Urgently) Mashed up plums?
M: Er- yes, and other food...
G: (Laying back, replete) I still like plums now.
Glad the plum issue got resolved.
George enjoys listening to an ancient Danny Kaye cassette tape of mine from the seventies. It includes such jovial Hans Christian Anderson greats as 'The Ugly Duckling' and 'The Emporer's New Clothes'. I was relaxing on the sofa when George brought his tape recorder to me with this playing, and said in the sweetest, most caring way, in a semi whisper, 'I'll just put some soothing music on, to calm you down.'
And finally, appropos of nothing, when getting ready for bed:
"Did you know the Hindenbergen went on fire?"
Saturday, 20 October 2007
Elasto-blast
We have traumas with plasters. George has a bit of a love-hate thing going with plasters -or 'pwaaaarsters' as he calls them. Being of a melodramatic bent, the most innocuous or, indeed, invisible injuries can invoke repeated and constant requests for a pwarster. Once the pwarster is in position the real drama begins. BAFTA-winning limps. Oscar-worthy stumbles. Taking to one's bed. Cries of 'I HATE pwarsters! The pwarster hurts! I can't wear my shoes!' Generally, removal of the pwarster restores full and immediate mobility. Ten minutes well spent, I think.
A consonant reminder
I remembered today that George used to be unable to pronounce S and instead replaced it with D (or missed out the S altogether) . His vocabulary far outstripped his pronounciation ability a year ago, and still does today, although the gap is closing. I present to the court some exhibits 'S':
On coming home from nursery with a reward for good behaviour: "I'll dit on the dofa wiv my duperdar dicker"
On reptilian attacks: "Mummy, here comes a swippery nake to get you"
On getting saturated in the rain: "I'm noaking wet"
And the piece de resistance-
On his Dragon hobby horse: "It hasn't got a tail, just a big dick".
On coming home from nursery with a reward for good behaviour: "I'll dit on the dofa wiv my duperdar dicker"
On reptilian attacks: "Mummy, here comes a swippery nake to get you"
On getting saturated in the rain: "I'm noaking wet"
And the piece de resistance-
On his Dragon hobby horse: "It hasn't got a tail, just a big dick".
Tuesday, 16 October 2007
Good Food, and No Hard Felines
George had an apple turnover for the first time today. It was pronounced 'glorious', and a chant of 'glorious turnover, glorious turnover' was raised to the tune of CBeebies Storymakers.
Then a green jelly was shown on tv: 'Jellies look like water, but are actually delicate and very bubbly', said George.
Much as George adores Stella Fluffkin in the daylight, he cannot abide the idea of her company at night, and is eager to ensure she remains downstairs while he sleeps. At bedtime tonight he decided that what was required was a sign forbidding kittens to enter his room. It was to be a red circle with a line through, around a picture of a 'kitten standing up with her mouth open like this (demonstration) about to attack. I will draw letters underneath saying NO KITTENS IN HERE CERTAINLY and put dinosaurs roaring all around.' The sign will be positioned about six inches above floor level; kitten height 'so she notices it'.
Fingers crossed that those crayon dinosaurs keep that ferocious kitten well away.
Then a green jelly was shown on tv: 'Jellies look like water, but are actually delicate and very bubbly', said George.
Much as George adores Stella Fluffkin in the daylight, he cannot abide the idea of her company at night, and is eager to ensure she remains downstairs while he sleeps. At bedtime tonight he decided that what was required was a sign forbidding kittens to enter his room. It was to be a red circle with a line through, around a picture of a 'kitten standing up with her mouth open like this (demonstration) about to attack. I will draw letters underneath saying NO KITTENS IN HERE CERTAINLY and put dinosaurs roaring all around.' The sign will be positioned about six inches above floor level; kitten height 'so she notices it'.
Fingers crossed that those crayon dinosaurs keep that ferocious kitten well away.
Monday, 15 October 2007
I am being watched closely
...by the cat. Who occasionally extends a gentle paw on to my tapdancing fingers to remind me that it is, in fact, almost tea time.
George's birthday approaches. I have been instructed that he will only be receiving cars for his birthday, because Father Christmas is the one who brings trains. Apparently Santa knows about Thomas (the Overpriced) Tank Engine, but not about Hot Wheels.
'Burfdays' so close to Christmas are soooooo inconvenient. Whoever scheduled George's arrival on this earth should be taken to task.
George's birthday approaches. I have been instructed that he will only be receiving cars for his birthday, because Father Christmas is the one who brings trains. Apparently Santa knows about Thomas (the Overpriced) Tank Engine, but not about Hot Wheels.
'Burfdays' so close to Christmas are soooooo inconvenient. Whoever scheduled George's arrival on this earth should be taken to task.
Thursday, 11 October 2007
Chit Chat
Me: Do you think Ish is a boy fish or a girl fish?
George: (Thoughtful pause) You never can tell with fishes.
Me: I suppose so...
George: (brightly) Or with bees.
At bedtime we play the 'I love you more than...' game, in which we compete to find the biggest object that we each love the other more than. We'd gone through the usual: House, Dinosaur, The Whole Sky etc, etc. It was now George's turn- "I love you more than, more than... a fish loving a cow". Much laughter.
He's also got the words 'inflatable' and 'waterproof' muddled up, to great comic effect. He replaces waterproof with inflatable, ie,
"The roof of our house is inflatable"
"Its a good job my trainers are inflatable"
Try it, its good fun.
George: (Thoughtful pause) You never can tell with fishes.
Me: I suppose so...
George: (brightly) Or with bees.
At bedtime we play the 'I love you more than...' game, in which we compete to find the biggest object that we each love the other more than. We'd gone through the usual: House, Dinosaur, The Whole Sky etc, etc. It was now George's turn- "I love you more than, more than... a fish loving a cow". Much laughter.
He's also got the words 'inflatable' and 'waterproof' muddled up, to great comic effect. He replaces waterproof with inflatable, ie,
"The roof of our house is inflatable"
"Its a good job my trainers are inflatable"
Try it, its good fun.
Monday, 1 October 2007
DNA can't be denied
Is it a sign of extreme intelligence and excellent rearing that my nearly-four-year-old is already telling jokes? I like to think so... Not just the knock-knock or fart jokes beloved of all pre-schoolers (and indeed, his Uncle Matt), but proper witty banter. Two examples:
We were in the car, attempting to name as many different types of shark as we could. We went through the standards; Great White, Hammerhead, Whale Shark etc. George then volunteered the little known 'Mackerel Shark' and 'Tuna Shark' and we laughed. The conversation went on and George claimed he had recently seen Ish whistling in his tank. Unable to resist, I uttered the immortal question, 'was he whistling a tuna?!!' and again, there was laughter. Mine- hopeful, George's- patronising and shortlived.
'Mummy,' he said, 'we're not talking about sharks!'.
And at the tea table, we were discussing tools needed for the forthcoming demolition of the garden shed. BFS and George decided they each needed a hammer, a saw, and, possibly, they might use their bare hands.George ventured he thought he might use his head. I said, George, you're not a hammerhead shark!'. Immediate response from George? 'No, or a swordfish!'
Good, eh? Or is it just me being a doting mama?
And finally.
He accidentally set off the bullfight sound effect inside a cuddly bull shaped keyring. Gazing at it in 'is this a dagger I see before me' horror, he gasped dramatically,
'What is this haunted beast?!!!!?'
We were in the car, attempting to name as many different types of shark as we could. We went through the standards; Great White, Hammerhead, Whale Shark etc. George then volunteered the little known 'Mackerel Shark' and 'Tuna Shark' and we laughed. The conversation went on and George claimed he had recently seen Ish whistling in his tank. Unable to resist, I uttered the immortal question, 'was he whistling a tuna?!!' and again, there was laughter. Mine- hopeful, George's- patronising and shortlived.
'Mummy,' he said, 'we're not talking about sharks!'.
And at the tea table, we were discussing tools needed for the forthcoming demolition of the garden shed. BFS and George decided they each needed a hammer, a saw, and, possibly, they might use their bare hands.George ventured he thought he might use his head. I said, George, you're not a hammerhead shark!'. Immediate response from George? 'No, or a swordfish!'
Good, eh? Or is it just me being a doting mama?
And finally.
He accidentally set off the bullfight sound effect inside a cuddly bull shaped keyring. Gazing at it in 'is this a dagger I see before me' horror, he gasped dramatically,
'What is this haunted beast?!!!!?'
Thursday, 27 September 2007
Dramarama
I've temporarily abandoned the biblical theme due to lack of time (I do admire people who can produce blogs containing only beautifully crafted jewels of sparkling wit and fascinating lifestyle).
I haven't got time to sit and think of a half-clever religious reference today. Anyway...
I just picked George up from nursery (or 'nurser-wee' as he says it) to be greeted by the mournful statement, 'I'm desperate for some peace and quiet'. Unusually, he consented willingly to an administration of calpol and put himself to bed, pale and wan. In hushed tones the BFS (Big Friendly Stepfather) and I discussed what might be wrong with him. The concern was shortlived. Within minutes, George re- emerged from his room, giggling and chasing the cat. Melodrama over.
Earlier this week, George had his first real temper tantrum. That's not bad going- he's nearly four and we escaped the terrible twos relatively unscathed. George doesn't do tantrums, he does Carefully Considered Cantankerousness. But this week's foray into foot-stamping fury was tremendous. It was all about two girls playing with his cars. George has very set, and curiously sexist, ideas about what is appropriate behaviour for a boy or a girl, and never the twain shall meet in his little world. But the two young ladies in question are both potential blue-stockings and thought that a police car chasing a racing car sounded a wizard idea.
'Everybody's being rude to me!' cried George, and after that was rendered incomprehensible in his fury. Only a spell in solitary followed by a quiet word from BFS could calm the situation.
Some old stuff...
I was remembering the other day that George used to call himself 'Dorge'. How cute.
Aged only just three, he accosted a complete stranger buying pink slippers in Tesco's.
'My swippers are better than your swippers', he stated. Luckily, the slipper-buyer was a benevolent lady.
'Are they?' she said 'and I bet they've got Bob the Builder or someone on them?'
'No' says George, 'they're a sort of reddish, brownish colour. And fwuffy.'
Usage of 'Ish' continues...
George and a friend were playing dressing up, and George decided his aim was to scare his chum. He tried on a variety of intimidating masks; dragon, fox, pumpkin... all to no avail. The friend remained happily singing in her fairy wings. George suddenly leapt into action.
'I know', he said,'I'll put on my Dracula costume. THAT will scare her, because its a darkish colour!'
A man was walking three dogs on our local Common.
George: That man's got a lot of doggies- a white one, a brown one and a dullish coloured one.
And finally, the other sort of Ish:
We bought Ish a companion for his flash new tank. Ish had originally been one of a pair, but Ish Twin had died about two weeks after arrival. New Companion was a black bubble-eye fish, quite cute as fish go, and named (by George) 'Bubble Blow'. George took ages to choose him, and expressed undying love for this new family member. Bubble Blow had the amusing habit of doing a little shimmy now and then, which entertained one and all, but mainly me.
About two weeks after the arrival of BB, I was sitting near the tank, and I thought to myself, 'BB's swimming at a funny angle' and then realised that he was, in actual fact, not swimming, but floating. Ah. BFS was summoned to perform the undertaker duties, and BB was respectfully flushed down the loo.
George didn't even notice. But we wonder about Ish- or, Crippen, as he's now known.
I haven't got time to sit and think of a half-clever religious reference today. Anyway...
I just picked George up from nursery (or 'nurser-wee' as he says it) to be greeted by the mournful statement, 'I'm desperate for some peace and quiet'. Unusually, he consented willingly to an administration of calpol and put himself to bed, pale and wan. In hushed tones the BFS (Big Friendly Stepfather) and I discussed what might be wrong with him. The concern was shortlived. Within minutes, George re- emerged from his room, giggling and chasing the cat. Melodrama over.
Earlier this week, George had his first real temper tantrum. That's not bad going- he's nearly four and we escaped the terrible twos relatively unscathed. George doesn't do tantrums, he does Carefully Considered Cantankerousness. But this week's foray into foot-stamping fury was tremendous. It was all about two girls playing with his cars. George has very set, and curiously sexist, ideas about what is appropriate behaviour for a boy or a girl, and never the twain shall meet in his little world. But the two young ladies in question are both potential blue-stockings and thought that a police car chasing a racing car sounded a wizard idea.
'Everybody's being rude to me!' cried George, and after that was rendered incomprehensible in his fury. Only a spell in solitary followed by a quiet word from BFS could calm the situation.
Some old stuff...
I was remembering the other day that George used to call himself 'Dorge'. How cute.
Aged only just three, he accosted a complete stranger buying pink slippers in Tesco's.
'My swippers are better than your swippers', he stated. Luckily, the slipper-buyer was a benevolent lady.
'Are they?' she said 'and I bet they've got Bob the Builder or someone on them?'
'No' says George, 'they're a sort of reddish, brownish colour. And fwuffy.'
Usage of 'Ish' continues...
George and a friend were playing dressing up, and George decided his aim was to scare his chum. He tried on a variety of intimidating masks; dragon, fox, pumpkin... all to no avail. The friend remained happily singing in her fairy wings. George suddenly leapt into action.
'I know', he said,'I'll put on my Dracula costume. THAT will scare her, because its a darkish colour!'
A man was walking three dogs on our local Common.
George: That man's got a lot of doggies- a white one, a brown one and a dullish coloured one.
And finally, the other sort of Ish:
We bought Ish a companion for his flash new tank. Ish had originally been one of a pair, but Ish Twin had died about two weeks after arrival. New Companion was a black bubble-eye fish, quite cute as fish go, and named (by George) 'Bubble Blow'. George took ages to choose him, and expressed undying love for this new family member. Bubble Blow had the amusing habit of doing a little shimmy now and then, which entertained one and all, but mainly me.
About two weeks after the arrival of BB, I was sitting near the tank, and I thought to myself, 'BB's swimming at a funny angle' and then realised that he was, in actual fact, not swimming, but floating. Ah. BFS was summoned to perform the undertaker duties, and BB was respectfully flushed down the loo.
George didn't even notice. But we wonder about Ish- or, Crippen, as he's now known.
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
Chapter 1: Verse 4: Creatures, Great and Small
Old Testament
George has, like many little boys, a fascination for dragons. Now he's nearly a big 'four-boy', he will roleplay the knight more often than the dragon, but a year or so ago his firey roar could be heard for miles around. The daily habits of these mythical lizards were often discussed.
Me: What do dragons eat?
G:(matter of factly) Bees, and feathers.
George has, like many little boys, a fascination for dragons. Now he's nearly a big 'four-boy', he will roleplay the knight more often than the dragon, but a year or so ago his firey roar could be heard for miles around. The daily habits of these mythical lizards were often discussed.
Me: What do dragons eat?
G:(matter of factly) Bees, and feathers.
Monday, 17 September 2007
George: Chapter 1: Verse 3: A New Genesis
Old Testament.
George, being three, has peculiar ideas about how babies are made. Any babies, not just humans. About a year ago, he asked me where he came from. I gave him the statutory 'you grew in mummy's tummy' answer, and the following conversation ensued:
G: How did I grow in your tummy?
Me: Well, mummys have lots of tiny eggs in their tummies, and sometimes they grow into babies.
G: (incredulous) Eggs?
Me: (hopeful) Yes.
A long, thoughtful pause.
G:Oh... (disappointed) But I wanted to be a crocodile.
New Testament
More recently, George was playing Vet for Stella Fluffkin, our new kitten.
G: (Examining kitten) This cat's got a fat tummy, I think there's babies in it.
Cat escapes.
G: (With authority) Yes, she's just gone to lay her eggs now.
And finally...
Today I was urgently handed a green plastic ovoid, with the immortal words: 'Hold that, Mummy, it's a kangaroo egg, and a stegosaurus is waiting to hatch out of it'.
George, being three, has peculiar ideas about how babies are made. Any babies, not just humans. About a year ago, he asked me where he came from. I gave him the statutory 'you grew in mummy's tummy' answer, and the following conversation ensued:
G: How did I grow in your tummy?
Me: Well, mummys have lots of tiny eggs in their tummies, and sometimes they grow into babies.
G: (incredulous) Eggs?
Me: (hopeful) Yes.
A long, thoughtful pause.
G:Oh... (disappointed) But I wanted to be a crocodile.
New Testament
More recently, George was playing Vet for Stella Fluffkin, our new kitten.
G: (Examining kitten) This cat's got a fat tummy, I think there's babies in it.
Cat escapes.
G: (With authority) Yes, she's just gone to lay her eggs now.
And finally...
Today I was urgently handed a green plastic ovoid, with the immortal words: 'Hold that, Mummy, it's a kangaroo egg, and a stegosaurus is waiting to hatch out of it'.
Chapter 1: Verse 2: A Revelation
When I set up this blog, my intent was to chronologically record George's funny sayings, starting with 'Ish' and carrying on from there. Ch1 V1 adheres to this but alas, I can't sustain it. So to indicate the age of George's comments, future postings will be subheaded either Old Testament or New Testament. Old Testament is anything in the more distant past; New Testament anecdotes will be recorded as and when they happen. So be it.
Thursday, 13 September 2007
George: Chapter 1: Verse 1: Let There Be Ish
In the beginning there was 'Dadadada'. Dadadada begat 'Mumumum', and then there was 'Ish'.
George's third word was 'Ish'; his version of the word Fish, uttered in admiration of his newly acquired goldfish. It was followed swiftly by 'Ar' (car), 'Am' (pram) and 'Ot' (cot). Intent never diminished by the complete absence of leading consonants.
George's third word was 'Ish'; his version of the word Fish, uttered in admiration of his newly acquired goldfish. It was followed swiftly by 'Ar' (car), 'Am' (pram) and 'Ot' (cot). Intent never diminished by the complete absence of leading consonants.
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