Chit Chat

Me: Do you think Ish is a boy fish or a girl fish?
George: (Thoughtful pause) You never can tell with fishes.
Me: I suppose so...
George: (brightly) Or with bees.

At bedtime we play the 'I love you more than...' game, in which we compete to find the biggest object that we each love the other more than. We'd gone through the usual: House, Dinosaur, The Whole Sky etc, etc. It was now George's turn- "I love you more than, more than... a fish loving a cow". Much laughter.

He's also got the words 'inflatable' and 'waterproof' muddled up, to great comic effect. He replaces waterproof with inflatable, ie,
"The roof of our house is inflatable"
"Its a good job my trainers are inflatable"
Try it, its good fun.