A consonant reminder

I remembered today that George used to be unable to pronounce S and instead replaced it with D (or missed out the S altogether) . His vocabulary far outstripped his pronounciation ability a year ago, and still does today, although the gap is closing. I present to the court some exhibits 'S':

On coming home from nursery with a reward for good behaviour: "I'll dit on the dofa wiv my duperdar dicker"

On reptilian attacks: "Mummy, here comes a swippery nake to get you"

On getting saturated in the rain: "I'm noaking wet"

And the piece de resistance-
On his Dragon hobby horse: "It hasn't got a tail, just a big dick".